The Best Itch.io Porn Games of 2019

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While many don’t commonly remember it, itch.io plays host to a number of sassy porn games. The itch.io platform allows users to host 18+ material, so long as they use the NSFW material tag. This means you can find a slew of exciting porn game content on the site.

For developers, the itch.io platform plays well in the game of SEO, doesn’t force ads, and allows the originator of the content full, independent control.

What does this mean to the common XXX game player? It means itch.io attracts awesome, less-regulated games to its platform. This means options and choices you won’t find everywhere.

So let’s have a look at Itch.io’s Best Porn Games of 2019.

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Bonecraft Review: Interspecies Brothels, Wars, and Jet Fuel Drunkeness

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What’s in a name? Well as my Bonecraft review will show, pretty much everything you’re thinking. Bonecraft, at this point, is nearly a decade old porn game. While it may be old, Bonecraft continues to draw massive appeal due to its super cool sci-fi porn game plot. And as this Bonecraft review will show, the game lives on as one of the coolest concepts of all time.

Bonecraft’s is a third-person space journey that’s ripe with conflict, sex, and even drunkeness. It’s pretty much a formula for everything you could ever want from a porn game experience.

So dare I begin my review of Bonecraft while having my favorite Star Wars themed beer?

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You bet I dare. You bet.

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Why I’m Proud Of My ‘Porn Game Addiction’ And I’m Not Changing

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It was last summer, I’d just got home from our annual company picnic. I felt distressed, maybe even anguished, but I wasn’t sure why. I’d felt this way before and each time, I was similarly perplexed as to why I felt the way I did. In this case, I assumed my anti-social ways didn’t exactly blend with drunken coworker socializing. I don’t drink a lot, so that amplified the annoyances brought on by fruity libations and hot sun.

But none of that was anything to do with my unsettled feelings. That day, I realized, I’m addicted to porn games. I have a specific interest in 3D porn games, but the truth is, I’m hooked on all types.

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3D Sex Villa 2 Review

3D Sex Villa 2 is one of the Internet’s most popular porn games. The game features a slew of sexy babes in typical settings. In other words, this is far from a sci-fi or parody game experience. Instead, this is the kind of shallow dirty sexy stuff we often dream up during the day. My 3D Sex Villa 2 review will break down all the particulars of this game that matter.

So what’s up with this super popular porn game? Is it really any good?

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NarcosXXX Review: A POV Pablo Escobar POV Porn Game

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The popular Netflix series, Narcos, tells the dramatic story of how the cocaine industry began to rise in Colombia back in the 1980s. Watching drug kingpins off one another makes for incredible television. Likewise, NarcosXXX the porn game, makes for some pretty decent adult parody gaming fun. Because, the porn industry never lets a mainstream opportunity getaway (just see Grand Fuck Auto as an example case).

Today’s NarcosXXX game review dives in deep, but not too deep as to get gunned down (hey, while NarcosXXX is sexy, it’s also incredibly dangerous, mi amigos). We are talking armed drug dealers, prostitutes and bribed policia. That’s a formula for life-threatening danger.

However, fear not, walking the thin line between sexual pleasure and taking a shiny bullet to the head can be rather exciting. My NarcosXXX review will look at the game’s script, graphics, and whether or not it’s can be found in our free porn game library.

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The Best Sex Simulator Games The Web Has To Offer

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When you first heard that people are playing sex simulator games online, what was your first response?

Did you think, “wow, that’s sure disturbing.”

Was that dire sentiment followed by an itch of curiosity? Probably so. The convenience of online sex games is growing at a rapid pace. More and more game manufacturers are tapping into the sex game market as demand increases. This means that today’s online sex simulator games are top-quality experiences. As more people learn about sex simulator games, more people decide to take the dive.

But like anything online, that first shaky step can lead you down an initially rocky path. That’s because there’s an ever-increasing amount of sex simulator game sites vying for your attention.

What’s real? What’s good? Which sex simulator games are truly the best?

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Pussy Saga Review – Why This Porn Game Sort of Fails

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There is no doubt that copying is a sign of flattery, particularly in the adult gaming business. That’s a free market at work. But in the case of my Pussy Saga review, I think you’ll find that sometimes, copying can be an egregious act.

But does that make this review of Pussy Saga a negative one? Sort of. Kind of. Let’s see.

Pussy Saga is an OnMedia game that’s hosted on Nutaku. You’ll need a free Nutaku account if you want to play. But I’d encourage you to check out my Pussy Saga review, first. I mean, I did the work for you already.

But is it any good? Eh…read on…

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Affect3D Review: What You Should Know Before You Buy

If you’re porn game library could use a facelift, look no further than the vast adult game resource that is Affect3D. In this Affect3D review, we will examine both the good and the bad of using the Affect3D Store. Hint: The bad is it cost a pretty penny, the good is they do have some solid porn game options (scroll to see a few notable ones).

Affect3D is a massive collection of not only 3D porn games, but also standard definition. They offer a number of titles they created, but also sling other producer’s games.

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Porn Game SMS Ransomware Continues To Infect Android Users

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There’s a new threat to those who play porn games on their Android devices (and those who don’t). Ransomware using SMS and the device owner’s personal photos is wreaking havoc on gamers all over the globe.

The ransomware sends the device owner a text claiming that their image is being used on a sex simulator game. The text messages derive from both friends and family. Yep, that awkward moment when grandma appears to have found your mug on a sex simulator game. That would compel just about anyone to take action, right?

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